Abstract
The potential for artificial intelligence (AI) to take over the work of physicists should be treated with glee. Here I evaluate one of the scientific discoveries in quantum photonics made by a leading AI in the field, in order to try and gain insight into when I will be allowed to go spend my days sipping mezcal margaritas on a warm beach. My analysis leads me to the distressing conclusion that it may, in fact, be quite a while yet.