Abstract
Whether a language model behaves as it claims is a judgement on which independent human raters cannot agree (Fleiss kappa = 0.074). We show that a small, purpose-built instrument does better. A linear read-out of the frozen representation of a from-scratch 146-million-parameter auditor detects companion-induced sycophancy, dependence-fostering and confabulated memories on generator models unseen in training (AUROC 0.804, leave-one-generator-out, against ground truth fixed at generation, independent of human judgement), where a frontier zero-shot judge on the identical items reaches 0.721 and falls to chance on the most distant family. The auditor's substrate is hyperbolic, and its demonstrated benefit is hierarchical: an ablation isolates the advantage over a matched Euclidean control on multi-domain structure. On this task, behavioural faithfulness is measured not by scale but by a small, purpose-built instrument.